You know the fun😆💳🍻 part of your life is over👎 when people👪 around you are getting 👌👈pregnant on purpose… Sigh😔

Feb 9th / Tagged: Alex logic personal quotes advice funny ugh Alexlock / 0 notes

👉👈Apparently “🍰Cheesecake and 🍛Tacos” wasn’t the answer the interviewer was looking for when I when he asked me what my weakness were 😫…I think this is the 1st job I’ve ever been turned down for 😱…

Aug 18th / Tagged: job best buy mobile no moving up for me anyways always be a asistant ugh rant alexlock personal funny joke / 0 notes
⚡😄I’m peeing 😋👌 #dontjudgeme #fuckit #touchingmyself #peeing #smh #Selfie #funny #whynot #bathroom #boysroom #lookatmenow #sexy #holla #hotmess #sober #nigga #friends

⚡😄I’m peeing 😋👌 #dontjudgeme #fuckit #touchingmyself #peeing #smh #Selfie #funny #whynot #bathroom #boysroom #lookatmenow #sexy #holla #hotmess #sober #nigga #friends

Jul 23rd / Tagged: boysroom funny bathroom nigga fuckit holla selfie whynot dontjudgeme peeing smh sober sexy friends touchingmyself hotmess lookatmenow me alexlock / 0 notes

😉I wanna get “🍸carrying my 👠high heels💎 ” Drunk 🍻 😫👌

Jun 26th / Tagged: yolo lets do this single life ugh white girl wasted alexlock alexism / 2 notes

True Blood Season 6 ep 2 !!

Jun 23rd / Tagged: true blood trueblood sundays alexlock HQ video hbo / 1 note

On my way back to California …unfortunately not in the way I wanted

Hold on  a little longer Grandpa we’re almost there

May 12th / Tagged: rant personal family emergency alexlock / 2 notes

So that Mewtwo evolution/form is real you guys


I’m thinking it’s another clone

Apr 7th / Tagged: pokemon rumor pokemonxy mewtwo new news nintendo Alexlock / 2 notes
Guess who just woke up ??

Guess who just woke up ??

Mar 25th / Tagged: me Alex messy hair ugh day off idgaf alexlock / 0 notes
Fucking Florida is having a mid life crisis it’s fucking spring

Fucking Florida is having a mid life crisis it’s fucking spring

Mar 16th / Tagged: Florida Mid life crisis Cold It's spring Alexlock Fuck this Rant / 1 note
Making Mickey waffle !!!

Making Mickey waffle !!!

Mar 7th / Tagged: whos down mickey mouse waffles Breakfast alexlock dumb / 3 notes
I don’t think ill ever out grow Pokemon

I don’t think ill ever out grow Pokemon

Mar 4th / Tagged: pokemon alex me face edit cellphone pic low quality Note 2 android lol so sad alexlock / 0 notes

Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to shit

Feb 27th / Tagged: still have a chance so sad lol alexlock Random thought / 0 notes

Sometimes I think I’m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air

Feb 26th / Tagged: sit back down new low in life not amazing alexlock / 0 notes

Okay, if The Niners wins this thing now, prepare for full scale conspiracy meltdown. #superbowl2013

Feb 3rd / Tagged: niners 49ers ravens superbowl wtf gay funny Conspiracy Illuminati blackout alexlock / 0 notes
Hahaha ….oh Facebook people

Hahaha ….oh Facebook people

Feb 3rd / Tagged: screenshot facebook superbowl Beyoncé Beyoncébowl love hate friends alexlock lol hahah / 0 notes

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